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:-) Classified Advertisement (1 April 2011)

Are you just a half-hearted cigarette smoker? Give yourself TWO FINGERS with our easily-applied tar-coloured finger stain – and avoid the need to smoke heavily to get this distinctive look! You can now have the authentic yellowed fingers of a really serious smoker without spending a penny more on tobacco products! This product is fully guaranteed to attract attention. Allows users to impress others by boasting about how they cut back on a smoking habit that they never really had! Stain will last a lifetime! Suitable for left or right handed smokers. Can even be used by non-smokers trying to get cheaper insurance offered to smokers because of their impaired health! Ask your local joke shop to give you TWO FINGERS…